“Do I want a kiss?”

admin — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:28:21 +0000

I’m a bartender in a quiet hotel lounge. Most of our customers are businesspeople in for nightcaps or groups from one of our banquet facilities. There’s this one customer though who comes in about 3 or 4 times a month, always at really slow times. He proceeds to sit at the bar and drink and chat with me.

Since it’s impossible not to talk to someone at the bar without being extremely rude I make the best of it, but after a few drinks he invariably asks me “Would you like a kiss?”. No, no I would not. Not ever.

The first couple of months that he came in I kind of deflected the question by either pretending not to hear it or walking away. Finally he caught me when there was no one else in the lounge and I absolutely had to have heard the question. I was kind of fed up so I just look at him and say “No.” I don’t explain it to him and I just look at him steadily until he looks away.

What I really feel like saying is “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Hitting on a bartender 20 years younger than yourself you drunken fool?”, but I didn’t. He still comes in but that’s the last time he’s asked me if I “want a kiss.”

Submitted by: Samantha

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“Do I want a kiss?”