Ok, so I have been waiting table’s for years so I could write a book. However, one of my most memorable is a time I walked up to a table and said….

Me: Hey! How are ya’ll doin tonight?
Customer: (silence)
Me: well, can I get anything started for you while your lookin over your menus?
Customer: WHAT YOU CAN DO IS BRING ME WHAT I WANT TO EAT!!!!

…..no joke, word for word!

Submitted by: Molly