Actual Server Nightmares
I waited tables for over 10 years, and it seems everyone I’ve ever worked with has a slightly different variation of the Server Nightmare.
It’s been five years since I’ve worked in a restaurant, but to this day, when I’m stressed, I will dream about waiting tables. My usual nightmare is that I have a million tables to put orders in for, but I can’t figure out how to work the computer. It’s like all the buttons are in the wrong place and the menu items are in Greek!Then I go back out to my station, and I’ve been seated six or seven brand new tables while I’ve been held up at the computer.
One server I worked with dreamt that his station was at the bottom of a steep hill, but the kitchen was at the top. So every time a customer wanted a side of ranch or a drink refill or whatever, he had to walk up the giant hill to get it! Now I work in corporate finance, but when I get stressed out, it’s not numbers that haunt me, it’s that damn Greek Aloha system!!
Submitted by: Akers



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The server dream is one I’ve had too. In my most recent one it was after closing time but the customers kept on in coming to order. Every time I turned around there was someone new. I was partially aware I was dreaming so I would try to send them away with nonsensical comments like “We’re closed, I’m in bed” and then they’d argue that I had to serve them anyway.
Haha, “We’re closed, I’m in bed” I’ll need to try that next time I have a similar dream.
I have frequent server nightmares, but my worst (or best?) one was that the restaurant I was working in was built like a huge airport, and each one of my tables were down LOOOONG terminal hallways, so every time a table needed anything or ordered food or drinks I would have to run LOOOONG sprints up and down these hallways from the tables to the bar/kitchen….
I think at least every server has had the bad server dream. They suck! It always starts out that im getting sat at an overwhelming pace and I cant keep up. Then you got the customer that throws a wrench into the entire system and then theres no going back from there. I always wake up in a sweat and then usually have to go into work. Fun!
Sucks when you wake up from the dream and have to go into work the same day.