I hate to say it, but in England nearly every dissatisfied customer is female.

Last week I took two chicken and bacon salads to a 2 top table with a couple of middle aged ladies. Half an hour later (whilst I was working on bar) one of the ladies came up to the till and complained to our manager that the salad  was ‘stone cold’ and that it was impossible to eat.

My manager, who had to bite his tongue to stop himself from laughing, apologized and refunded their order. When I went to go and clear the plates away from their table, all of the chicken and bacon had been picked off the salad and eaten. FFS!

Submitted by: Jess